New computer viruses - funny or not?

ADAM AND EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

AIRBAG VIRUS - Can only cause harm if you are a petite computer operator who sits too close to the screen. Provides a handy ON-OFF switch in most current release.

AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Al Gore Virus - Claims that it is the Internet. Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

ALZHEIMER'S VIRUS - It makes your computer forget where it put your files.

APPLE VIRUS - Virus-8, originally planned as a revolutionary redesign of aging but classic virus software, had to be repackaged and simplified after the original attempt failed to keep up with rapidly shifting design goals. Fortunately, the current production version can infect older Macintoshes as well as the latest models.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS v 1.0 - It terminates and stays resident. It'll be back!

New computer viruses - funny or not?product key

LOL LOL LOL definitely funny

New computer viruses - funny or not?triumph

Nice ones lol
class
semi-humourous, almost got a smile
how about blow your nose virus?
Hehe, that's funny.
I have had a bad virus myself its called gonarear, I cant sit down.

Apologies no better I know........
hahahahaha
very good
the first one was funny
Lol very good
i didnt find any of them funny except the adam and eve virus
Funny and cute!