Celebrity computer viruses?

*mike tyson virus --quits after one byte

*Lorena Bobbit -- turns your hard disk into a 3.5in floppy

* saddam husein virus -- wont let you into any of your programs

*monica lewinski virus -- sucks out all the memory of your computer

*oprah winfrey virus -- your 200mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 200mb

*titanic virus -- makes your whole computer go down

*disney virus -- everything in your computer goes goofy

*ronald reagan virus -- saves your data, but forgets where its stored

Celebrity computer viruses?spyware removal

Very funny....

Celebrity computer viruses?virus protection software

HAHA
Excellent lol
nice.

dick cheney - puts your data in a secure and undisclosed location, never to be seen again

the bush- deletes your data then invades a neighbor's computer to find it

mel gibson virus- stores your data erratically; blames it the jews
Ha ha ha.!!!

Funny virus, I like Tyson the best.!!!

Good ones Alan.!!!
THE GEORGE W BUSH VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction

THE JOHN KERRY VIRUS - Reverses every position each time you turn your computer on