New computer viruses II - funny or not?

Birthday Virus - Keeps advancing your clock by another year.

CHILD VIRUS - It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 1.0 - It runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Couch Potato Virus - Just sits there, eating chips all day.

DIET VIRUS - Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table.

DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

DOLLY PARTON VIRUS - It sounds pretty good, but you'd swear your monitor looks larger and have more knobs than it used to. DEFLATE.COM removes it.

HURRICANE VIRUS - It blows away all your files, then tells you the government will help you rebuild them.

New computer viruses II - funny or not?software

Nice ones thanks

New computer viruses II - funny or not?vincent

Perfect, I liked those jokes, I'm gonna have to check your questions so I could see computer virus I and III jokes at my leisure. Ohh, I got one or two or three, here:

Enron computer virus: locks you out of all your computer files, then uses the newly gained surplus data to make up new files somewhere else on your computer.

Paris Hilton Virus: you coulda swore it would stay in the trash for at least a day but low and behold comes out 12 hours lator on a programming technicality (even though you coulda swore it's supposed to be impossible since 99.99999999 % of the usual spam stays in the trash, weird ain't it?)