Ever hear of these computer viruses?

1. bulimia virus= eats up all your files then spews them out all mixed up

2. pro life virus= wont let you delete a file no matter how unwanted it is

3. pro choice virus= gives you a choice about whether or not to delete a file, even when it knows you definitly want to delete it

4. gynaecologist virus= invades your system where you dont want it to

5. elvis virus= your computer gets slow and lazy, and makes horrible sounds

6. alien virus= invades your system in places where no virus has ever been before

7. consultant virus= tests your system then sends you a bill for $2500

Ever hear of these computer viruses?spyware

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Computer Slow

Download and then run startup.exe at:

http://www.mlin.net/startupcpl.shtml.......

Can't live without it and windows...

Then disable and/or uninstall whatever u don't need.

Other things to try:

1 - Disk Cleanup (removal of temp files, cookies, etc.)

2 - Defrag

3 - Registry Cleanup (CAN BE VERY RISKY!)

ALL ELSE FAILS - RELOAD YOUR O/S (WINDOWS) AND THEN REINSTALL ALL OTHER PROGRAMS YOU NEED/USE!

Joe...

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Computer Virus/Spyware/Adware/Malware/etc

All free...

Download and then run Avira AntiVir Personal Edition Classic at:

http://www.free-av.com/

Download and then run Spybot - Search %26 Destroy at:

http://www.safer-networking.org/en/downl...

Download and then run Ad-Aware SE Personal at:

http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaw...

Joe...

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Ever hear of these computer viruses?virus scan

Well, he meant another I guess..lol Report It


#3 is normal for computers
Few...of...them
LOL. I think I got bugged!!